sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
Anonymous asked: if i bought you mcdonalds could we be best friends?
i aint no dollah menu hoe
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet